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  If anyone as any jokes that they would like me to add to this page please feel free to send to my mailing addy and I'll add them as soon as possible. Click on the Link below and send me all them funny jokes you know.. Thanks!!

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Mind benders and Riddles ...
 
You have 2 jugs, one with a 3 gallon capacity and one with a 5 gallon capacity. But you need exactly 4 gallons. How do you to it??
Ans..
Fill the 3 gallon jug to the top and pour into 5 gallon jug. Fill the 3 gallon jug again and pour into the 5 gallon until full. What's left in the jug is therefore 1 gallons. Empty the 5 gallon jug and fill with the 1 gallon and another 3 gallons to make 4 gallons.
EASY !!!

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     I suck the end really slow & watch the white begin to flow. I can't resist licking the rest before I thrust my tongue inside .. Cadburys Creme Egg!!  HOW DO YOU EAT YOURS????
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    My husband came home with a tube of KY jelly and said, " This will make you happy tonight." He was right.. When he went out of the bedroom, I squirted it all over the door knobs and he couldn't get back in !!!!!!
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    A couple are lying in bed,  The man says, "I'm going to make you the happiest woman in the world. " Oh," said the woman. "I'll miss you"!!!!
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    "It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he steps out of the shower. "Honey, what do you think the neighbours would think if  mowed the lawn like this?" She replied, " Probably that I married you for your money,"
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Jokes....

What goes dot-dot-croak?
A MORSE TOAD !
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
BECAUSE THE CAPTAIN WAS STANDING ON THE DECK !
Whats yellow and swims through the jungle?
TARZIPAN !
Why couldn't the butterfly got to the dance?
BECAUSE IT WAS A MOTH BALL !
Where was Grandma when the lights went out?
IN THE DARK !
What's yellow and stupid?
THICK CUSTARD !!
What do you call a skoda with a sunroof?
A SKIP !
What's orange, fat and sings?
CAROTTI !
What's the difference between Niagara and Viagara?
ONE GOES UP, THE OTHER GOES DOWN!!
What must a woman do when a man is running around in circles?
RELOAD AND CONTINUE SHOOTING !!
Two cows in a field, one says to the other "What do you think of this mad cow disease?" The other one replies "Dont't ask me - i'm a duck!"
The same two cows in a field .. one says " Mooooooo" The other one says " You -------- i was going to say that !"
What do you call two thieves?
A PAIR OF KNICKERS !
A man goes fishing with a bag of sweets. "What are you hoping to catch with those?" asked a fellow fisherman
"Allsorts" replied the man !
What do you call an Intelligent, Good- Looking, Sensitive man?
A RUMOUR!!!

Waiter Waiter, where's my chicken?
Still crossing the road, Madam !!
Waiter Waiter, my egg is bad !
Don't blame me sir... i only laid the table !!

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